However, if you ask me to describe my children, I might use less flattering terms.
For example, Tommy looked like a beet red, grumpy old man when he was born. I compared him to a squishy, angry lawn gnome.
|Tommy's Lawn Gnome Face|
Lucy has very expressive eyebrows. So does Achmed the Dead Terrorist. I may have drawn a comparison between my daughter and a skeleton puppet.
If you don't know who Achmed is, here's a link: http://www.youtube.com/user/jeffdunham?blend=2&ob=4#p/u/0/XhVpoRaTdj0
I've also called Tommy "Squishy" and Lucy "Lucifer" and I'll call either one of them "Stinky" or "Stinks" if justified. But of course, it's all said with love.